Happy Baby. Happy Tot. Sprout. Gerber. Ella’s Kitchen. Plum Organics.

Whatever. It’s all freaking applesauce anyway, right? Ugh. My receipts say I’ve spent $73.63 on pouch food and cardboard snacks since I last tallied. Especially annoying since she’s no longer about that puree life. (Ok, but she still eats it sometimes.)

(Those Gerber Arrowroot cookies are legit cookies, though. Yum. So yummy in fact that they cannot be healthy but she likes them and I’m all about getting Babystar to want to feed herself.)

RAISING BABYSTAR: $9,600.65