Let’s be honest. The happiest place in Potomac Mills is probably the Sephora inside the JC Penney. Just kidding — it’s the Haagen Dazs counter. But we went to the Disney Store and Disney spent all that money reminding the world that they are the Happiest Place on Earth Registered Trademark so let’s just go with it.

We were shopping Teenager Summer Beach clothes and not even in the market for anything Babystar-related. But they were having a Clearance sale. So we bought a few things that will fit her someday.

We also bought some cool vintage-looking melamine plates for about a dollar each. They are eight bucks each online right now! I’ll let Babystar use them for tea parties but they are totally mine.

RAISING BABYSTAR: $7,528.78