Three tomatoes are walking down the street: a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a little baby tomato. The little baby tomato starts lagging behind. The papa tomato gets mad, goes back to the baby tomato and smooshes him and says, “Catch up.”
Five cool points to anyone that immediately knows the movie reference. Are you old like me? Did you see Pulp Fiction in the theater? Or do you just like Vintage Independent Film?
This is my ketchup post. My catch up post. Between battling colds of both the mommy and baby variety and a week in the Florida sun, I’ve neglected to note a few purchases. The numbers are off. This is frankly unacceptable to my perfectionist Virgo soul. Remedy below.
Sandra Boynton books from Costco: $12.99
(ProTip: Fifteen Animals has a satisfying Shyamalan-esque twist.)
Melissa & Doug wooden puzzle: $9.99
H&M sweater and Ramones shirt with guitar leggings: $5 (clearance) and $17.99
RAISING BABYSTAR: $6,192.63
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