Now that I am officially moved out of my Florida apartment and back in Virginia for good, my brother brought over the ‘baby things he was saving for me.’

Holy bananas! Apparently my almost-two-year-old niece never sleeps in her crib so he gave it to me! Mattress, mobile, the whole shebang! Freaking awesome!

Along with tons more clothes and two bags of baby toys.

Pro Tip: Try to arrange to have a baby after your siblings. It needs to be right after them — before they give away everything to their pregnant friends.

Total so far:  $257.99